Bring Some Aliens Home For The Holidays!
For many of us, the holidays are all about FAMILY.
And let's face it, many of us have interesting families.
We have the standard
Mom, Dad, Nana, Pop, Sis, Brother...
Then there's the pets, which are family.
And if you aren't a pet owner, you wouldn't understand this statement.
Maybe you have a few cousins that you like.
Cousins - they're either get you out of trouble, or get you into it. But they're family, so you can't say 'no' to them.
Next, we have our friends.
And the good friends really are considered family.
Last but not least
Some of us have the weird Uncle that always smells like garlic, or the unmarried Cat-Lady Auntie who gives great gifts, as long as you like something made of felted cat fur.
The holidays are upon us. And that means quality time with loving families, or it may mean stress.
But I have a suggestion or two....
Want to get something original, and unique for your favorite relative?
Get an Alien.
Have relatives that you can't stand?
Get them a naughty alien.
Spoiled sister's kid who has everything?
The kid WILL, once you get an itsy bitsy alien.
Heading to a holiday wedding and don't know what to buy?
May I suggest Bubbles and Paint, the Newlyweds.
The holidays are about family. Shouldn't you be adding to yours?
Adopt an Alien Today.
The way we see it, we rescued two creatures when we decided to take Dewey out of the Florida everglades. He was the owner of a tourist stop where the main attraction had him wrestling a gator. (notice any difference in sizes of Dewey and a 7ft gator?) So, there's an old, half-dead gator who looked to be in a coma, that just sits in a pen. Then Dewey appears in a cape (I am not kidding), jumps onto the gator's back (who never knows he's there) and screams "sleep monster, sleep!" For this, the public is charged $18
Ready Eddie won a contest for 10 laps on a NASCAR track. The guy said, "ready?" and he said "Yeah" since that's his name. So the driver took off, but Ready here wasn't buckled in, so he's a bit scrambled. He considers it a badge of honor and, although he can, he refuses to change his face back to normal. Maybe we should call him Racecar Eddie
Let's just say that he isn't "farmer-friendly." Dusty claims he can talk to plants, and they're not happy about being picked. He's been sneaking into the fields late at night and gluing cotton back onto the plats. Farmers are furious but the wool industry is seeing record profits!
Little Known Fact - Aliens brought Asian cuisine to South America! (Specifically Peru, because they like living in the clouds)
Little Javier is a chef. What's his signature dish you ask?
This is MOO. She is the current World Champion Cow Tipper! Some folks say she cheats, since she doesn't have any arms. We don't know how she does it, but we can tell you that she's banned from competition in 4 states - Texas, Montana, Nebraska, and Rhode Island
SWISH & JO-JO
These are two well-known alien athletes on their home planets, but they're also making names for themselves here on Earth. Swish is the current record holder for longest mouthwash swish at his dentist's office, and Jo-Jo is the french-fry eating champion in 5 galaxies. Yes, fries are universal, although Jo-Jo doesn't like ketchup - he prefers caramel.
More aliens in the ALIEN store...
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