If I remember correctly, JUNE is the most popular month for weddings!
Ah, yes...LOVE. Here at LEA designs we are all about the love. And to prove it, we will be highlighting aliens this month who have lots of "love" to give.
These are not always the most kid-friendly love stories. But they are pretty funny. Don't believe me? Then check out the Naughty Aliens section.
Those are mostly love stories.
Again, you were warned.
BUBBLES & PAINT - the Newlyweds!
These are our Newlyweds, Bubbles and Paint Jones. Not much is known about them, because they've just arrived on Earth for an extended honeymoon. What we can tell you is Paint likes to blow Bubbles, and Bubbles likes to fingerPaint. They'll likely keep to themselves and not be a bother.
Bambui has never met a chopstick he didn't "like." Do you understand? He "likes" chopsticks. Really likes them. Think "young male dog and your leg" kind of like. Now you get it!
My husband finally had to step in, yelling "C'mon, we put those things in our mouths!!!"
We've had to stop ordering Chinese take-out. Bambui thought the delivery guy was a pimp.
Professor Xeeble is the founder of STIFFIE (Society To Infiltrate Frustrating Feline Intimacy Enigmas)
Essentially, we've learned that many aliens have a "thing" for cats. Yes, aliens built the pyramids. Yes, aliens worshiped cats. No, cats did not return their affections. To figure out why, the Professor felt a STIFFIE was needed.
Their motto - "We don't get it, but we'll keep pushing!"
BOB & BRZKNDLOX
These twins (not identical) are our newest arrivals. Bob is adapting to life on Earth quite well and has mastered "eye" contact. Brzkndlox is still having a few ups and downs, having made the mistake of trying to mate with a miniature stapler in the shape of a cat.
Please note - We will not adopt them to a home with cats. See note above for details.
SISSY & SPROUT
It took 8 dates, but these two did kiss.
An for Sissy it was, simply bliss,
See, Sprout's eyesight is failing,
Yet he had her wailing,
Cause the lips on her face, he did miss.
This little dear is named Tichee.
And I warn you,she's feeling quite bitchy.
Cause, she's slept about
And still can't figure out,
Just exactly why her crotch is itchy.
Little Known Fact: Aliens love sour flavors!
Another Little Known Fact: An alien's view of sour is totally different from a human's
Tucker is a sour-seeking alien. (see the puckered mouth?)
His favorite sour foods include - broccoli, red pen ink, and Barbasol shaving cream!
Wally has a sweet tooth. His mouth is permanently red because of his love for any kind of cake that has red frosting. In order to save your profits, we will not adopt him to anyone owning a bakery.
PACINO & TUBBS
These two love all things Miami (Miami Vice, Miami Subs, Miami movies like Scarface and Bad Boys) - you get the picture. Anyway, as you can see from the photo, Pacino is a tiny bit taller than Tubbs. With this new information, Pacino has begun to go around screaming "Say hello to my little friend! " and then pointing to Tubbs. They're currently taking Rogaine, trying to grow chest hair. (It's not really Rogaine, we just gave them a bottle of peppermint lotion) If nothing else, they'll smell great!
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