KUDLES & POKI
Kudles and Poki are a match made in Heaven. Kudles loves Adam Sandler movies, raisin bread, and the word "dumpling." Poki hates all of these things. See, they're perfect for each other. The Universe is a strange and wonderful place, and these two are just smitten with each other.
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OOPS & UH-OH
They may have been scientific geniuses on their planet, but here on Earth, Oops and Uh-oh are having a hard time adjusting to our periodic table. So far, they've managed to make exploding soda-pop, an auto dog wash that leaves EVERY dog bald when it emerges, and most recently, they invented a vacuum so strong it sucked up the entire carpeting from the floor! Dyson is dying for the patent rights to THAT one.
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SCOOTER & SHOOTER
Look out Earthlings! Scooter and Shooter are here. We think they're harmless, but it is our responsibility to divulge how they got their names. Scooter is named after an incident at the Flamingo Hotel in Las Vegas - where she rode a scooter into a mirrored elevator and then performed a 14-point turn. She hit the door, elevator walls and at least one patron.
Shooter was named by a bank employee who went to check on a bank-owned property where she was hiding. She didn't shoot him - only aimed her space ray at him. He had an intestinal explosion. It was a bit funny.
Shooter was named by a bank employee who went to check on a bank-owned property where she was hiding. She didn't shoot him - only aimed her space ray at him. He had an intestinal explosion. It was a bit funny.
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WURFLE & TEENSY
Meet Wurfle and Teensy. This duo has been with us the longest and have turned their love of performing what they call "death defying acts," into a How To Survive guide for other Earthbound aliens. Chapters include, "Surviving Toilet Flushes, That's not a an Indoor Sandbox, When in Doubt - Play Possum, Don't Eat That, 101 Uses for Dog Drool, and Don't Forget - Possums are NOT Your Friend. "
We've been assured that royalties will follow soon. These would remit to the adoptive parent to help offset costs for their care.
Sorry - these two are not for sale. They just wanted to be on the website, since "Everyone else gets to."
We've been assured that royalties will follow soon. These would remit to the adoptive parent to help offset costs for their care.
Sorry - these two are not for sale. They just wanted to be on the website, since "Everyone else gets to."
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