
CRANKLES
This is Crankles. He's upset right now because he applied for a job at the North Pole, but was turned down by the elves. They said he wasn't jolly enough. He also bit one of the reindeer, but they're withholding the name of which one it was.
Crankles believes that he's being unfairly treated because his ear nubs aren't as pointy as elf ears. He's seeking adoption from an attorney or from someone in the media.
We believe he'd be a great alien for anyone willing to give him love, affection, and maybe a few dentist visits.
Crankles believes that he's being unfairly treated because his ear nubs aren't as pointy as elf ears. He's seeking adoption from an attorney or from someone in the media.
We believe he'd be a great alien for anyone willing to give him love, affection, and maybe a few dentist visits.
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