TIPTOE (special needs alien)
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$20.00
$20.00
per item
Tiptoe is in search of a forever home with someone who doesn't like coffee. He's recently quit his job with a prominent coffee chain, where he worked as a thermometer by sticking his toe into the steamed milk. It was a dreadful job. Now his foot is permanently red and blistered and he pees himself every time we use the coffee grinder here at the house. (we will only adopt him to a room-temp or cold beverage household)