JOPPA-PLANX
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$20.00
$20.00
I've never seen anything like this alien. He's a complete freak. First of all, he believes the world IS flat. Now, keep in mind he arrived here from outer space, so he knows what the planet looks like from a distance! He's always arguing with us about how Einstein was a moron, and on weekends he goes to retirement homes and steals the carrots from the peas and carrots side dishes of old people. Who would do something like that!!??? One last thing, his breath REEKS because his favorite drink is milk mixed with mustard. We should've named him Hurl.