OL' MUSTACHE PERSIMMON
Ok, so here's the story about Ol' Mustache's name. Aliens are great at building spaceships and visiting other planets, but they have trouble with translations to English. This little guy is a bit sinister (he bites) and believes that the spelled name above is correct for his chosen name - "All Must Ask Permission!" Say it out loud, and you can see how he may have gotten confused. Either way, he needs a home.