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Aliens are really entrepreneurial. Take Milo for instance. He understands that some human men are shy when it comes to personal grooming, so he started a lucrative small business here in the PDX area called
Down Low Man-Scaping.
For some reason there was a mix-up with the Chamber of Commerce who placed him on the list for parks and recreation services. We think it had something to do with his business's motto - "Providing well-pruned play spaces."
Don't worry, we got that fixed (with a few coupons)
Down Low Man-Scaping.
For some reason there was a mix-up with the Chamber of Commerce who placed him on the list for parks and recreation services. We think it had something to do with his business's motto - "Providing well-pruned play spaces."
Don't worry, we got that fixed (with a few coupons)