BUG (as in "what bug crawled up your...")

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Bug is a retired alien probe (yeah, you know the kind.) He's hoping to be adopted to a home that's open, dry, and has spanning vistas...maybe Santa Fe? He's been tested, is free of bacteria and parasites, and is ready for his forever home.
(I'm not even going to make a joke about how he's attached to a chain. That would be tasteless.)