CAPTAIN WOW
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Greetings Earthlings! I am Captain WOW! I do not need to be "adopted" since I am an adult alien with my full wits and faculties. However, the humans who are currently granting me sanctuary have refused to give me transport to Belgium, where I am to rendezvous with my fellow crew members and await further orders.
For this reason, I am allowing myself to be adopted by other humans, preferably ones that live in Belgium or at least located in Europe. Your service will be rewarded.
For this reason, I am allowing myself to be adopted by other humans, preferably ones that live in Belgium or at least located in Europe. Your service will be rewarded.