BALZAK
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Balzak is a failed politician. It's too bad because he actually CAN balance our budget, reduce our deficit, and bring the parties together. He never even made it out of his college's student government association. School administrators refused to let him continue his campaign after his first rally, which had his followers screaming "We Want Balzak!" (Say it out loud, and you'll understand why.) He has refused to change his name though. So that means more recession, and no Balzak for the people. It's a real shame.