WANDO
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While on a secret observation mission to Earth, Wando thought it would be funny to enter an alien costume contest; and what happened next will go down in Comicon history! He lost, you see. The judges said his mask was too juvenile, and would never be indicative of a higher life form. Dejected, Wando left the stage, spent the next 4 hours getting hammered at the beer garden, took a shit on a Millennium Falcon replica, and crashed a Star Trek panel when he grabbed the mic screaming that the "T" in the Kirk name stood for "teabagging!" Security was finally able to apprehend him in the pet costume show where he was trying to hump a chihuahua dressed as an ewok. He's now banned from his home planet, all US Comicons, and is in need of a forever home.